Monday, November 30, 2015

Unedited Text of My December 2, 2015 Editorial

As a young man struggling to find my path in this world, I was unemployed and unable to fund my college education.  A poster in my hometown post office captivated me.  You may have seen it or similar posters:  an attractive lass in a sailor’s Cracker Jacks hinting coyishly:   “I wish I were a man.  I’d join the Navy.”

No doubt, today’s Navy is different than the Vietnam era Navy.  For one thing, I don’t think the Navy uses the term WAVES anymore when speaking of female sailors.  I understand that women now perform their duties at sea side by side with their male counterparts.   To me, that’s a good thing.

The young lady in the poster may have attracted my attention. What really captivated me about the Navy was dreams of escaping a small Michigan hometown and sailing off to exotic places to see the world.  The Navy sent me to the Pacific.   As a result, the exotic ports of call I visited included Manila, Beppu, Busan, Okinawa, and Sydney.

The Pacific is vast and not all its destinations are known as well as those I just mentioned.  Some are downright obscure.  Here’s a geography quiz for you.  Can you place Woleai Atoll on a map?  How about the State of Yap?  Maybe you’ve at least heard of Micronesia?  New Guinea?

In 1975, while under way on a cruise to Sydney, my ship, a destroyer, received a short wave call from Woleai Atoll.  The island was under siege by pirates.  Hundreds of miles from nowhere, Woleai is a territory in the State of Yap which is part of Micronesia.  It sits roughly halfway between Guam to the north and New Guinea south.  Hundreds of miles of ocean separate it from anywhere.  During World War II, Woleai was a Japanese army base manned by several thousand troops. By the 1970s, its small native population’s only contact with the outside world was shortwave radio. 

There is no harbor or piers adequate to handle a naval vessel at Woleai.   So, in a scene right out of Hawaii Five-O, the local chief rode in an outrigger canoe before he came aboard our ship to have dinner with our captain.  At the same time, we sent hospital corpsmen, boatswain mates, and a young officer on the atoll to tend to some of the islanders who may have been injured by the pirates.  Visiting Woleai felt more like 1870s than 1970s.

An AP article in Monday’s Herald Palladium reminded me of another remote location in the Pacific.  Whereas I only visited Woleai for a day, I spent a year and a half in a tour of duty as a petty officer, disc jockey and TV station broadcaster on Midway Atoll.   The naval battle of Midway is one of the most famous of World War II and may have turned the tide of war against the Japanese Imperial Navy which lost decisively.  

A once famous sign on Midway reminded me daily that we were stationed some 2,800 miles from San Francisco, 2,200 miles from Tokyo and 1,300 miles from Honolulu.   Before the naval station was decommissioned, Midway was home to a couple thousand sailors, dozens of spouses and dependents, some civilian contractors, a bowling alley, and a nine-hole par three golf course.

Midway is also home to the world’s largest colony of Laysan Albatross.  Adult Laysan are thirty or more inches tall with a wing span of more than six feet. In the 1970s, there were more Laysan Albatross on Midway’s islands than there were people.  Thousands more.

Today, Midway is a bird sanctuary not only home to the Laysan but many other exotic bird species.  No cats or dogs are allowed.  Their only enemies are sharks and man.  Sadly, the Laysan is at risk since the vast Pacific is now home to tons of floating plastic debris.  The Laysan and other species often swallow or are entrapped by plastics.   While the invasion from the Japanese Imperial Navy could not destroy the Laysan, plastic refuse may be a more efficient killer of the Gooney bird.


After you search for Woleai in Google, try visiting YouTube and searching for Dancing Laysan Albatross.  The Laysan mating dance is a good chuckle.   For the sake of the glorious Laysan and other aquatic creatures, including those in Lake Michigan, please recycle and use less plastics.  

P.S.  Original story which may have inspired the above:

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